Tis I, Villemous Q. CreepKnight, writer of Voodoo Walrus and taster of waffles extraordinaire. I'm sure many of you are under the impression that I am merely a myth, due to my lack of communication on both the website and here in the LJ. Well... fools you be to think so. I am real, I am here, and I am not going anywhere! Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!
This message brought to you by Sleep Deprivation, bastard cousin of the Caffeine High.
Regardless of which, we have some exciting things coming up in Voodoo Walrus. As my good friend Grymm has already stated, the introductory story has reached its conclusion, and with the majority of requisite exposition out of the way, we move into what I do best; making fun of the French! No, not really... but you'd be amazed.
But we do have many exciting things in store: floating pygmy cows, manequins with personality, couches of unearthly... couchiness, and flame retardent clothing! Excited? You bet you are! So stay tuned, for the best is yet to come!!!
Villemous Q. CreepKnight